Thursday, March 25, 2010

Boys vs Girls cute lovely funny jokes sms messages

A Boy Was Following A Girl

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don't U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"


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Love Aur Arrange Marraige
Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
.
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
.
Aur
.
.
Arrange Marriage Main
.
.
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. face-smile.png


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Girl's Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy's Hrt Is Lke MOBILE

Either Water Falls On Mobile

(Or)

Mobile Fals In Water,

Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi


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Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: kyun?
.
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...


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Monday, March 22, 2010

Lovely Birthday Wishes, Cute Happy birthday Greetings, Happy birthday quotes sayings SMS Messages

Your way happy birthday

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

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sending u

@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...

Wishing u..

A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...

And

Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

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khushiyo ka din hai
mosam hai suhana
aaj tumhara birthday hai
plz naha k zror aana
Happy Birthday

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Lovely Bakra Eid Wishes, Greetings, Quotes SMS Messages

Special dua 4 special person

Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan :)

EID MUBARAK

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* May Allah this Eid ul Adha occasion flood your life with
happiness, your heart with love, your soul with spiritual, your mind
with wisdom. I just wishing you a very Happy Eid Day.

((__))
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After few days Eid Ul Azha (Bakra Eid) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a Bakra as your EID Gift.

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It's so pleasant … eid mubarak

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

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Wakeup please, the moon has been sighted,
the samosas r ready, here comes EID so just go
steady lots of DUA's is all I requestn just wanted
to wish u all the BEST. "Happy Eid Bakra Mubarak"

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Friday, March 19, 2010

April Fool Jokes, funny text, Pranks

99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


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U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*


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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Anniversary SMS text Messsages Wishes Quotes Greetings Sayings

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal".
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.


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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!


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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!


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Long after our anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Heart Touching Sad Text SMS Sad Ghazals Heart breaking Poetry SMS Messages

Udaas shamon ki siskion me... Kabi jo meri awaaz sun'na...
To beety lamhon ko yad ker k...
Inhi fizaon me lout aana...
Tum aaya karte thy khwaab ban kr...
 Kabi mehakty they gulab ban kr... Main khusshk hoonton se jab pukaroon...
In adaoon me lout anaa...
Meri wafaoon ka pass rakhna.
Meri duaoon ka pass rakhna... Main khali hathoon ko jb uthaoon... Muri duaoon me lout anaa...
Meri duaoon me loat anaa.


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kiTni bay-kaif s¡ reh jati hy dil ki basti.."Mohsin,, kiTne chup chaap chlay jate heIn jane waly...


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*Suno tum lot aao na*

Woh dekho chand nikla hai,
sitary jagmgay hain.
Hmari muntazer ankhen,
duaaen mangti ankhen,
Tumhain hi sochti ankhen,
Tumhain hi dhondti ankhen,
Tumhain wapis bulati hain.
Yeh dil jab bhi dharkta hai tumhara naam leta hai.
Yeh ansoo jab bhi behty hain tumhary dukh mein behtay hain.
Keh barish jab bhi hoti hai tumhain he yad kerti hai.
Khushi koi jo aay bhi tumhary bin adhori hai.
*Suno tum lot aao na.*
*Suno tum lot aao na......*


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Mri ankhon me sawan ki jari rehti he Jaisay koi kashti daria me khari rehti he Dekh tri yad me kitni madhosh hoon ma Dunia ko mri or muje teri pari rehti hai.!


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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Sweet & Cute Good Morning Wishes Greetings Quotes Messages

Ay Baad-e_Saba aahista guzar Dasht-e-Junoon se,

Deewanay so rahay hain Shab-e-Gham Guzaar kay....

Salaam e Subh


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"Moon"
ne off ki lighting
"Sun"
ne start ki shining
"Murghay"
ne di warning
k ho gai hai
"Morning"
Tou
Main bhi bol dun apko

"GOOD MORNING"


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Asslaam u Alaikum

"^*~S~*^"
"^*~U~*^"
"^*~B~*^"
"^*~A~*^"

^*~BAKHAIR~*^
     ^*~~*^

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Oye utho Ye koi soney ka waqt he? ? Jab dekho sote rehte ho? ? Kya sari zindagi so so k bitani he? Or han jag jao to shor mat krna I,m sleeping Good morning


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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Romantic and Heart Touching Urdu Ghazals Urdu Poetry SMS Messages

Badnam zamane main Mohabbat nhi kartay,
Dil walay to dushman se bhi nafrat nhi kartay,

Ek bar jisay chaha sad Uss ka rahe,
Hum log amaanat me khyanat nhi kartay,

Tanhai main karlete hain yaad aansu baha kar,
Zahir kabhi hum apni ibaadat nhi kartay,

Waqt aane par maaloom yeh ho jaye ga tum ko,
Hum sirf dikhaway ki Mohabbat nhi kartay,

Likhtay hain faqat tumhare lie ghazlain,
Har shakhs pe hum aisi inayat nhi kartay...



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Log Aksar Ye Kaam Kartay Hain,
Raaz Ki Baatein Aam Kartay Hain,

Main Milaata Hun Bichhde Logon Ko,
Wo Ladaane Ka Kaam Kartay Hain,

Kaisay Nadan Hain Log Duniya Mein,
Pathhron Se Kalaam Kartay Hain,

Tujhay Dekha Nhi Magar Phir Bhi,
Hum Zindagi Tere Naam Kartay Hain,

Sar Se Paani Guzar Chuka ANWAR,
Aaj Qissa Tamaam Kartay Hain,



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Aisay bhi MOHABBAT ki sazaa deti hai duniya,,
Mar jayein tou jenay ki dua deti hai duniya,,


Hum kon say momin thay jo ilzaam na sehtay,,
Pathhar ko bhagwan bana deti hai duniya .

Ye zakhm MOHABBAT ka hai dikhana na kisi ko,,
Laa kay saray bazar saja deti hai duniya,,

Qismat per karo naaz na itna bhi faqeero,,
Hathon ki lakeeron ko bhi mita deti hai duniya,,

Marnay kay liye majboor tou karti hai ye lekin,,
Jeenay kay tareeqay bhi sikha deti hai duniya,,



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Yahan Khamosh Nazron ka Nazara kon banta hai?
Bohat gehray samandar ka kinara Kon banta hai?

Chalo hum dekhte hain ab khud ko barbad kar kay bhi
Humari barbadiyon mein b humara kon banta hai?

Bina phal kay darakhton ko yahan pe kata jata hai,
Kisi b besahara ka sahara kon banta hai?

Koi sheesha agar toote to wapas jur nhi sakta,
Muhabt me fanaa ho kar dubara kon banta hai?

Chalo tum aazma lo sabhi apne parayon ko,
Tumhare dard me pyare humare siwa tumhara kon banta hai?



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Friday, March 12, 2010

Cool and Delicious Funny Jokes Comic Text SMS messages

Teacher: Duniya mein kitne Barr-e-Azam hain?
Pathan: 4
Teacher: Kon Kon se?
Pathan: 1. Quaid-e-Azam
            2.Sikandar-e-Azam
            3.Mughal-e-Azam
            4. Mera chacha Haji Azam

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Ab Faraz urdu, english & arabic mix:

...= Haza ya fraaza Aaloo matar pyaza

Ya rafeeqa ya rafeeqa,
koi sms na karta,
What is this tareeqa?


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Jail mein sardar se kisi ne pucha

Tum se aisi kia ghalati hui k tum jail mein ho?

Sardar: Main ne bank loota

or .
.
.
paisay wahin jama kara die.


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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina.
Boy2: Oh! i know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2:V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: what da hell?
Boy2: During lecture in Physics class yaar ;-)


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Teacher: what is the difference between new and old couples?
Student: Very simple sir, New couple sleeps with lips to lips
and
Old couple sleeps with hips to hips ;-)


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[P][Y][A][R]
[I][S][H][Q]
[M][H][B][T]
Ye lo Taveez
ye jis ko bhi send kro ge
usay SMS parhte hi tum se
MOHABBAT ho jaye gi,
per send karne se pehlay baba ke number pe
100 ka load karwa dena.

ye taveez ka hadiya hai,

agar load na aya to taveez asar nahi kare ga.
Haq hoo, Haq hoo


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Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko punjabi me translate karo.
Student: O gya, O nass gya, O pharo odi pein nu.


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Mere khwab to usi din Chur chur ho gaye
Faraz!


Jab wo pehle din mere ghar ai
Or ammi ne kaha
Jao beta
Baji k lie
DEW le ao.....


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